I’m irrifuckintated……
If you’re not familiar with my work environment from one of my previous posts, I share a small office which is the equivalent of a very small studio apartment with Five Guys. And just so you know, this is a selfish rant. I know what you’re thinking. It could be so much worse. I could be a nurse or a doctor in a hospital dealing with the COVID-19. I respect them so much for risking everything to help others. But I need to vent sometimes so humor me and thank you for reading?
Although we should be working from home the owner’s here are making us come into the office. With that being said, it’s extremely sloooooooow here. In my opinion this business is not essential. We’re not healthcare workers, a grocery business or a logistics/transportation/trucking business. Since it’s very slow here this leads to a lot of unnecessary verbal fuckery.
Exhibit A: The man babies bring their R/C trucks and cars to the office and have competitions. No, don’t mind me standing at the copier in my cute strappy open toed black heels as a stupid baby man car hits my foot. Needless to say I kicked the fuck out of that $300 piece of shit baby man car. If you’re unsure of what I’m referring to, here’s an image of what I’m talking about…
Exhibit B: A competition of who has the smelliest fart….No words. You can imagine how damn disgusting that is for me???
Exhibit C: Inventing things like an extra gas tank on the back of a motor cycle. Are you intrigued? I’m not. I know this could probably blow one of them up instantly….shaking my fucking head.
Exhibit D: Bickering constantly. Today’s argument is who would you rather? I’m sure you’re thinking This subject could be fun. I don’t think it’s a surprise that most people have that celebrity crush that if could be with that crush, you would right?
Nope, the Five Guys are using the Golden Girls to choose from. Sick fuckers.
So, that’s what I’m struggling with day to day here. I do love each of them. I just don’t like them sometimes.
Thanks for stopping by and allowing me to rant a little.
XO
Betty White…and it’s not even close! 😃😃
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LOL so funny!
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😃😃
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I honestly don’t know how you can have any good feelings toward them at all. It sounds like a nightmare. And you’re right… if you’re company is ‘non-essential’, you shouldn’t even be there!
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#stupidbabymancar could be a thing! 😉
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Keep ranting, I’m not surprised you are… I think that would do my nut in lol
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This sounds like a need for petty revenge. There have got to be some things that you can annoy the hell out of them with. The smelly farts? Nothing the consumption of hard-boiled eggs, broccoli and some beer can’t cure. Besides, woman are supposedly biologically capable of generating more hydrogen sulfide than men. With some eggs, the hydrogen sulfide level goes through the roof. That means you should be able to more than easily beat them at their own game. Crop dust and admit nothing.
Take that annoyance and make it productive with some vengeance. It sounds like you know these guys, which means you know what gets to them. Use that knowledge. Be creative.
As far as the still working thing goes, it’s not a bad thing. While I can’t deny that a nice “vacation” might be nice on some levels, being the employee of an essential business has kept me occupied and paid – two blessing, me thinks.
Anyway, good luck on your hunt for vindication, and don’t sweat the venting. We all need to do it no matter how petty it might seem to others.
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Yes! I always get my revenge and it’s much later. Not immediate at all. Not sure if it will be pretty but I’ll get mines. LOL Thanks for stopping by and reading 🙂
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Best idea yet for a reality show. Cute strappy open toed black heels vs. stupid baby man car? My money’s on Heels every time. What’s next: drones in the office?
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I’m glad you think we have enough entertaining substance for a show lol
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“Five Dicks & A Cool Chick” … okay, maybe the title will need a re-work. I think Pornhub has a similarly titled documentary. Anyway, you know what I mean.
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Baaaaaa Ha Ha Ha I really like that name, especially since I’m the cool chick 🙂
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😳😳😳😳😳 & 👠
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